Loss of Burrito Bros. is Devastating

Primo Beef and Bean Burrito. Black Beans. Lettuce. Cheese. Red Sauce. So simple. A staple of my life for so many years. And now like so many of the good things in this world, gone too soon. So long Burrito Brothers.

As a kid growing up in South Florida in a working-class family, we didn’t dine out very much. If we did, it was your typical fast food dash and grab. Like more kids than not, my exposure to burritos and tacos in my early years was via Taco Bell. Cringe-worthy now but at the time, everyone was doing it. It was the ’80s, man. So imagine my taste buds’ reaction the first time I visited Gainesville in 1991 as a high school senior and was taken to a hole in the wall place on 13th Street for a real burrito.

That initial visit to Burrito Bros. Taco Company was love at first taste. My order was a primo beef burrito, tortilla chips and a soda. We ate in front of my friend Joel Kelly’s dorm hall, Broward. The flavor of the red sauce, the ground chuck melted together with cheese, the green lettuce, the freshness of the tortilla… I mean seriously, this was an option? The mass produced mystery concoction that was tossed out the drive thru window for years into my car wasn’t a burrito. This was heaven on Earth. This was home.

For the next six years as I pursued a bachelor’s and then a master’s at UF, Burrito Brothers would faithfully serve me at least once a month. It was just a quick dash over from Matherly or Norman after class or before a study session at Library East. Diligently, I stuck to the basics. Primo Beef or Primo Beef and Bean (black beans) almost every time. Why mess with perfection? Plus back in the mid ’90s, there wasn’t much more to the menu. Most times I arrived, the line was six or seven people deep, sometimes with a few of us cued up outside. Once you made it inside, you checked the pin boards for notices about which bands were playing where, see if any house parties had posted a flier, check to see if anyone was selling anything you might need. It wasn’t just a place to pick up the best burritos in the world, it was a community.

An eclectic community at that. Gainesville has always been a diverse place and Burrito Brothers was certainly representative of that. Punks with tattoos and piercings, professors, locals from the outskirts of town, businessmen in suits, freshman with fear in their eyes who had been sent there on recommendations from older siblings or parents. All were welcome through that door just north of University Ave. And all came for the feast.

I moved to California in 2000 and was introduced to authentic Mexican food for the first time. There are so many wonderful spots for tacos and burritos but my love for Burrito Brothers never died. In fact, my Mom once sent me a few primo beef burritos packed in dry ice for my birthday. On every trip back to Gainesville, I’ve eaten at Burrito Brothers at least once and sometimes twice.

As the years have passed, Gainesville has morphed and those effects on the old mainstays were obvious. So many longtime hangouts of generations of Gators have long ago disappeared. Joe’s Deli, the Covered Dish, the Orange and Brew, the Purple Porpoise, Common Grounds and countless others… all gone. The corner of 13th and University is prime real estate and the city of Gainesville has exploited that. Burrito Brothers first relocated and spent years operating out of the back of a church. As shocking as that move was to many of us, it still felt like our own special place. It wasn’t the hole in the wall anymore, it was the hole in the back of the church. As long as there was red sauce, we were happy. Surely Burrito Brothers could find a way to survive even when those other Gainesville icons could not.

When I took my family back to Gainesville in November of 2015 for the Florida-Florida State game, as with every trip back, Burrito Brothers was on the itinerary. I had heard about the new digs but when I strolled over for lunch on Game Day, I had no clue what awaited me. An actual restaurant with tables and a patio. Craft beer on tap. A menu with so many items on it, my wife and kids had to take their time figuring out what they wanted. Not me. Primo beef and bean (black) burrito, extra red sauce, guacamole (which incidentally is one of my biggest regrets, not liking guac as a student, I never had it until I returned as an alum, what a loss). I also added a draft of a local Gainesville brew because how cool is that? We took our brown paper bag (I loved that they still stayed true to the brown paper to-go bag) and walked back across University to our tailgate spot in the Plaza of the Americas. And there I consumed what turned out to be my last burrito from the place that binds me to Gainesville as much as Ben Hill Griffin Stadium, Weimer Hall or anywhere else.

I didn’t know it was my last meal at that time but looking back now, I’m salivating at the taste flashback. The fact that my wife and young sons got to partake with me makes it all the more special. I can’t believe they are closing, the blame lies heavily with the city and I know that my next trip back to Gainesville will be a little less joyous because of it.

Farewell Burrito Brothers. Gainesville is losing another piece of its soul on Saturday. We’ll always love you.

My final trip to Burrito Brothers back in November of 2015

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A Nation Divided

December always brings out the thoughtful reflections on the past year. Not to be trite, but 2016 has certainly been one of the most fascinating and frustrating years many of us can remember. Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock, the negativity has infected your soul and spirit no matter which side you are on. If you’re of the belief that we are headed in the right direction, that a strong foundation exists and we just need to make smart tweaks and additions in order to continue our path back to greatness, you’ve still been weighed down by the mudslinging and cracks in the façade of togetherness. And if you’re of the belief that rather than build on the successes of recent years, we need to strip the whole thing down and rebuild it from the bottom again, then you’ve been leading the charge of attacks on social media and in real-life conversations with friends and families. If we thought Thanksgiving was tough for us to be together around the dining room table without killing each other, just wait until Christmas.

No, you didn’t mistakenly click on Politico or The Atlantic. We’re talking about something much more important than the political and societal future of the United States of America. We’re talking about a divided Gator Nation. Whichever side you are on, the goal is to “Make The Gators Great Again.”

Two years in, Florida head coach Jim McElwain has done something no Gators SEC coach has ever done in winning a division title in each of his first two seasons. Mac supporters point to 10 wins last season (most ever by a first-year Gators coach) and those two titles as evidence that he’s building the program back up. They’ll talk up 18 wins in two seasons after only 11 in Will Muschamp’s final two. The Gators are 11-1 at home under Mac and 2-0 over Georgia. Florida lost its starting quarterback in the middle of the season both years and suffered some other significant injuries as well. Gainesville only hosted five games this season and despite losing a sure W on the schedule, Mac still guided the team to eight wins (so far) this season. These are all fine, fair points. But as we’ve discovered over the past year, there are truths and then there are fake truths.


Florida head coach Jim McElwain is 18-8 in two seasons in Gainesville. A divided Gator Nation is split on his prospects of ever turning the Gators around.

Mac detractors will tell you the SEC East is a dumpster fire and those two SEC East titles are as impressive and meaningful as the two Missouri won in 2013 and 2014. The Gators won 10 games in 2015 but short memories forget about the following one-possession games that should could have gone the other way:

Gators’ Close Calls in 2015
vs East Carolina: 31-24, late 4th quarter, ECU deep in Gators territory; Florida wins on a QB fumble and the famous Jarrad Davis tackle of Alex McAllister

at Kentucky: a 14-9 win in which Kentucky had the ball with a chance to take the lead numerous times in the 4th quarter after Florida was completely inept on offense most of the game

vs Tennessee: Gators go an ungodly 5/5 on 4th down conversions, including 3/3 in the 4th quarter punctuated by Grier to Callaway on 4th and 14; UT missed a game-winning 55-yard FG just right

vs Vanderbilt: the worst kicker in Gators history, Austin Hardin drills a 43-yd GW FG in a 9-7 abomination

vs FAU: flashbacks to the low point of the program and the loss to Georgia Southern, only this time Florida somehow escapes with 20-14 win in OT

Mac’s first season just as easily could have been a six, seven or eight-win performance. Of course, winning close games is the sign of a good coach and a good team, right? To some extent, that’s true. The Gators first loss of the McElwain era was on the road at LSU the week of Will Grier’s suspension. By all rights, the Gators had very little chance in this one. Yet they fought and were in the game until Les Miles fooled seemingly only Florida’s coaches in calling a fake FG to win the game. Mac said the loss was “a badge of honor” because of the trickery, failing to understand the Gators had seen Miles do this time and time again over the years. To this point, this is the only loss for McElwain at Florida that was close.

What about losing games that aren’t close? The final three games of the 2015 season were a compilation of some of the worst football the Gators have ever played. UF was outscored 97-23 in drubbings by Alabama, Florida State and Michigan, a stretch of embarrassment that minus the Muschamp era hadn’t been seen in Gainesville since 1988 (a four-game losing streak by a combined 83-23 score). In 2016, all four of Florida’s losses have been by double digits, with an average score of 39-17. Since that overtime win over Florida Atlantic, McElwain’s Gators are 8-7 and have been outscored 312-303.

When trying to evaluate Jim McElwain as a coach and a leader of a program, two seasons is hardly fair. If you look at the recent history of Gators coaches in the modern era, McElwain doesn’t inspire much confidence. Some of this is unfair as well. Comparing any newly-hired coach to a legend is not right. Even Steve Spurrier had his ups and downs. In his first season, the Gators were blown out by Tennessee and Florida State. In 1991, they lost big at Syracuse. And in 1992, back-to-back blowouts on the road at Tennesee and Mississippi State were very discouraging. But Spurrier immediately ended Georgia’s dominance in the rivalry with a 38-7 blowout win in ’90 and had three wins over top-5 teams in his first two seasons. Urban Meyer had an awful first-year loss at Alabama but lost only two more by double-digits (and none by more than 12) until the beginning of the end against Bama in 2009.

Spurrier and Meyer aren’t the only coaches who outperformed McElwain, though. Looking at the Ron Zook era doesn’t favor him either. The Zooker’s teams went 12-4 in the SEC his first two years despite sharing a division with a top-10 Georgia team both seasons. The Gators were blown out four times in Zook’s first two seasons but also toppled two top-5 teams in Tennessee in Georgia in 2002. The final Zook season featured no blowout losses and three either-or games that Mac has been so lucky good in. An awful personal foul call on Dallas Baker, the referees’ failure to restart the clock and the Vols kicker executing on a 50-yard kick at the gun had nothing to do with Ron Zook’s coaching. Against LSU, Florida led 21-7 and lost on a TD pass with 30 seconds left. Zook lost both and Mac won two almost identical ones (UT in ’15, LSU in ’16).

Don’t go to 2:19:00. Don’t do it.

Even big dumb Will Muschamp football beat four ranked teams in 2012. McElwain has two wins over ranked opponents.

The Mac supporters in Gator Nation will point to other coaches around the country that have turned their programs around after some slow starts. The first is James Franklin. He has been at Penn State for three seasons now and the first two were slow going with the the Nittany Lions clawing to identical 7-6 records. Including this season’s blowout at Michigan, Franklin’s teams have also dropped seven double-digit decimations, the same number as Mac’s Gators. Penn State’s magical 2016 made Happy Valley happy again. The win over Ohio State coupled with the B1G championship all seemed so improbable a year ago. Definitely food for thought with McElwain and how long Florida’s administration should allow him to rebuild the program.

Chris Petersen (who we famously penned a love letter to back in 2010) took over a Washington program that was average under his predecessor Steve Sarkisian and promptly went 8-6 and 7-6 in his first two seasons. There were some blowout losses, too, for Petersen with five of the 12 by double digits, not as bad as we’ve seen in Gainesville in 13 months but still not great. The Pac-12 was good and especially the Pac-12 North with powers Stanford and Oregon. So these first two seasons were definitely met with some disappointment in Seattle but there was an understanding that the program’s overhaul was a process. In year three, of course, Petersen and the Huskies are in the college football playoff.

While I don’t like comparing coaches at different programs, there are certainly reasons for optimism in what Franklin and Petersen have done. The biggest reason for alarm in these comparisons for the anti-Mac brigade? Both Franklin and Petersen recruited quarterbacks right away who came in and transformed their offenses into explosive attacks. Trace McSorley redshirted a year because Franklin had the luxury of NFL prospect Christian Hackenberg. Jake Browning, though, started as a true freshman. Both of them had sensational seasons and will probably end up top-10 in Heisman voting. And this leads us to the biggest reasons for concern for the Jim McElwain era.

McElwain has absolutely been hamstrung by what he inherited at the quarterback position. Will Grier appeared poised to break the curse of Tim Tebow before his suspension and ultimate transfer. Treon Harris was never a SEC-caliber quarterback. This season rather than turn the reins of the offense over to either true freshmen recruited by Mac and his staff, the coach went with two transfers in Luke Del Rio and Austin Appleby. After injuries and struggles, McElwain still wasn’t comfortable with the idea of playing a freshman. College football in 2016 is a lot different than college football 20 years ago. True freshmen are often thrust into action and expected to compete at a high level. Jalen Hurts is an outlier in looking at the performance of true freshman QBs, but even Jacob Eason and Shane Buechele at Texas had their moments. Jake Browning took his lumps at Washington last year before becoming an elite passer this season. Either Mac was too scared to trust his freshmen or they weren’t ready, which given that both were early enrollees last spring doesn’t say much about the staff’s ability to get them ready or to evaluate their potential.

Obviously Grier’s failure was the key in all of this. Mac supporters will say that if Grier doesn’t screw up, Florida is probably set at the QB position for three years. There is clear progress with the offense and no way Florida gets blown out like they have in their past seven losses. Some of those seven are probably wins, too. All good arguments and believable. On the flip side, college kids are notoriously unreliable and Mac and his staff had to prioritize finding good QBs and getting them ready in case disaster struck. Two other issues in pointing to Grier: 1) McElwain didn’t recruit him, he’s a Muschamp signee and 2) Mac could have convinced him to stay and return to the field halfway through this season. It would have been a tough pill to swallow but given the QB situation since Tebow, it was something he should have considered.

In addition to the disputed “facts” of how you look at statistics, records and game results and comparisons with other coaches, there is the on-field subjective analysis that makes evaluating a coach even harder. Play calling is an easy thing for fans and experts to second guess. The 4th down at FSU on the opening drive and the ill-advised pitch at LSU on the goal line after Scarlett and Perine had gashed the Tigers all the way down the field are just two recent calls that drove many to question Mac and Doug Nussmeier. We’re all so much smarter from our seats in the stands and our couches when plays don’t work. At the same time, offensive and quarterback gurus get held to higher standards. Florida’s offense has not been in the top 100 in total offense in either of these first two seasons. There have been long stretches where Florida’s top playmakers Antonio Callaway, Brandon Powell and Jordan Scarlett haven’t received touches. For that matter, why did it take so long for the Gators four-headed running-back committee to be settled? Jordan Scarlett is a special runner and most of us saw it well before Mac and Nuss. Lamical Perine is the clear second choice and Jordan Cronkrite is the best third-down option. Mac wasted too many games and too many touches trying to figure out what seemed obvious.

None of this is likely to change minds out there. Gator Nation will remain a divided land filled with those on one side screaming at those on the other side to just see clearly. Often times, things are not as bad as they seem. This is true of what we see in our current situation and what we see coming in the near future if we don’t get our way. I’m on the side of believing that McElwain is not the answer and ultimately we will have to move on from him. I see the “facts” that tell me he’s been lucky on the field despite being unlucky off it. I don’t believe you can be blown out this much and still be a good coach. Good coaches will lose big but when they do, they use it as fuel to spark their team away from mediocrity and toward greatness. All that said, I respect those who see hope in him and think that he’s the right man to get us back on top of the SEC and eventually the country. This includes many of my friends here at Our Two Bits. The bottom line is Jim McElwain will remain Florida’s coach at least for the 2017 season and all Gators fans should hope, well into the future. His success is our success. And unlike our split society and real-world divisions, Gator Nation is united firmly behind our desire to win football games and truly be great again.

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Gators accept the challenge in East Lansing


The Gators will face their toughest challenge of the season so far by taking on No.1 ranked Michigan State on Saturday evening. They are currently 6-2 and are coming off a loss 66-55 on the road Tuesday from another ranked team, No.21 Miami. Coach White wasn’t too pleased with the lack of energy or communication from the game down south either “ It was a ‘C’ or ‘D’ effort against a really good Miami team”. Coach White has also hinted at some changes for the upcoming matchup. White is aware of the challenges that the team will face, especially with the type of players that the Gators will be battling against. Denzel Valentine the 6”5 senior guard is the leader for the Spartans who averages 18.8 points, 8.9 rebounds, and 7.8 assists. “It starts with Valentine, who’s arguably one of the best — if not the best — players in the country. He’s so good in so many different ways; good at everything. And they’re good at everything. Michigan State doesn’t have a weakness. They’re as solid a team as there is in college basketball.” The Spartans are currently sixth in the nation in scoring (57.3 ppg), fourth in shooting percentage defense (.353) 15th in 3-point defense (.270), and fifth in the country in defensive efficiency (.823 points per 100 possessions).

So what do the Gators need to do? They need to fight, right from the beginning, “We got punched in the mouth early” sophomore forward Devin Robinson said on the Miami loss. They need to go back to basics really in order to have a shot at an upset “We all hope that we make some shots up there, make great decisions and execute really well, but it’s simpler I think for this team. While we’re searching a little bit offensively, it’s simpler for us to focus on the things we can control — like being really good defensively — because we’ve shown signs of being a tremendous defensive team.” White said. There was a lack of energy and communication against the Hurricanes and they cannot let that happen against Michigan State, especially in the Breslin center which is known for a wild crowd. “We have to have an us against the world mentality because that’s what it’s going to feel like “Senior forward Dorian Finney-Smith said.

The Gators are no strangers to meetings with the Spartans either. This is their seventh time meeting them and currently their matchup record is tied at 3-3. The Gators have also upset the Spartans before back in 2009. This team included former Gators now turned NBA stars Chandler Parsons (Dallas Mavericks) and Draymond Green (Golden State Warriors). MSU at the time was ranked No.2 in the country while Florida was unranked, with the final score of 77-74. “It’s a great opportunity for us, you always dream of beating the Number one team” Dorian Finney-Smith said. With the right mentality and tweaking of basic issues the Gators can utilize this opportunity of playing a top team like this so early to set the tone for the rest of the season.

Broadcast Information:
When: Saturday, 6 p.m.
Where: Breslin Center, East Lansing, Mich.
TV/Radio: ESPN2/WatchESPN.com

Written by Cierra Clark, an undergraduate telecommunications student at the University of Florida. Cierra works for the WUFT news station on campus and has an outside concentration in sports management. She is an avid runner who hails from Winter Springs, Florida a suburb of Orlando. Cierra enjoys all sports from the big sports of football and basketball, all the way to the Olympic sports.

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Gators Squash the Spiders


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Tuesday night Florida added another win to their record making them (6-1) with a 76-56 domination of the Richmond Spiders. The Gators led from start to finish throughout the game and by halftime they were at 40-17. The defense was really what helped the Gators land this win. “We’ve always been capable of a defense like this” sophomore forward Devin Robinson said. Robinson silenced the crowd in the second half with an ankle injury scare that led him to be carried out into the locker room by trainers. However Robinson came back and was able to play during the end of the game. The Spiders are a high scoring team that is 26th in the nation with their averages of 86 points per game. Last Friday at the Las Vegas invitational Richmond upset California 95-90.Their leading scorer Senior Forward Terry Allen dropped 34 points and 13 rebounds in Sin City.


Star Wars themed evening at the game Picture courtesy of Gatorzone

This was not the case in Gainesville with Allen making 6-for-22 from the floor and 0-4 for three pointers. Allen was also held to 15 points and Richmond shot 34 percent shooting from the floor and only 17 points during the first half. The gators almost had the first trio of players to record double doubles since Joakim Noah, Al Horford, and Corey Brewer. Sophomore center John Egbunu added 17 points and 14 rebounds the second of his UF career, sophomore forward Devin Robinson who recorded 12 points, and a career high of 13 rebounds, and Senior forward Dorian-Finney Smith was would’ve been the third double double, and he contributed nine points and 13 rebounds. Freshman guard KeVaughn Allen added 10 points with 4-of-8 shooting and 2 of 4 from the three point rage.

Florida Coach Mike White was proud of how the team used their length and stole rebounds. He also is excited that the team is improving each game and making better decisions with the basketball. “I haven’t been part of a team like this, that’s as talented on the glass as we are, on the offensive glass and defensive glass” White said.

The Gators’ next challenge is on December 8th against in state opponent Miami who is ranked No.21. The team hasn’t had a day off in 15 days, and Coach White is ready for the team to “rest their bodies and their minds” for their next game.


Written by Cierra Clark, an undergraduate telecommunications student at the University of Florida. Cierra works for the WUFT news station on campus and has an outside concentration in sports management. She is an avid runner who hails from Winter Springs, Florida a suburb of Orlando. Cierra enjoys all sports from the big sports of football and basketball, all the way to the Olympic sports.

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Game Preview – Florida vs. Florida State 2015 Edition

VH3Gainesville, Fla.– With the Florida Gators (10-1) returning from a nail biting win in overtime against Florida Atlantic, they return for their last game in The Swamp for the year. The No.12 Gators face No.13 Florida State for a battle for bragging rights as well as a chance for the Gators to make the college football playoffs.

The Seminoles (9-2) come off of a blowout win against Chattanooga last week and come down to Gainesville for the rivalry weekend. FSU already gave up their ticket to the ACC Championship this year with two losses in the ACC to Georgia Tech and Clemson respectively. The Seminoles have proved to be one of the best teams in the state with wins over South Florida and Miami, with that being the case, they have one thing to do, and that is to defend their back to back wins against the Gators.

For the Gators to grab this win, they plan on stopping FSU sophomore running back and Heisman candidate, Dalvin Cook. Coach Jim McElwain has described Cook as “a fire breather” and “a glass eater”. Cook has rushed for 1475 yards, 16 touchdowns, and has averaged 8.0 yards a carry for the season.

Florida’s defense proves to be one of the best, with being second in the SEC in rushing defense, with 108.3 yards per game. However, the last time they faced a star running back, LSU’s Leonard Fournette they gave up 180 yards.

The Gators also have had some injuries to key players on their roster, including defensive lineman and All-American Jonathan Bullard. Bullard suffered a right knee injury against FAU on Saturday, and although he returned to the game, McElwain said during his press conference on Monday that he “is probably out” for the upcoming game. Edge Rusher Alex McCalister will also be out, as he is still recovering from a foot injury from the South Carolina game.

Cornerback Vernon Hargreaves III who had a sick stomach last game is expected to return to the swamp for his final home game as a gator. Hargreaves who is a junior is eligible for the draft and is a projected first round pick in the 2016 NFL draft.mac_jimbo

Despite all of the injuries and statistics this game is personal for many of the players. Its senior day and some of these players will walk on the field in a gator uniform for their last time ever.

Florida and Florida State both have a large amount of Florida natives on their rosters. Many of these athletes played against each other or on the same team, from the first time they put on a helmet in Pop Warner, all the way to their final games in college. The Gators and Seminoles are fighting for not only another win to their records, but for the name for the best team in the state, and for bragging rights on the best in the rivalry in this new McElwain era.


Written by Cierra Clark, an undergraduate telecommunications student at the University of Florida. Cierra works for the WUFT news station on campus and has an outside concentration in sports management. She is an avid runner who hails from Winter Springs, Florida a suburb of Orlando. Cierra enjoys all sports from the big sports of football and basketball, all the way to the Olympic sports.

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